I'll Take 'No Place For A 3 Series' For 1,000 Alex

Kinja'd!!! "Thomas Nourse" (thomas)
07/04/2016 at 15:50 • Filed to: None

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So I was out tearing up some back roads in Arkansas and I decided to take a detour to check out some nature. Things did not go well from there.


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Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Thomas Nourse
07/04/2016 at 15:53

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Should have locked the hubs, shifted in 4W-Low and powered through.


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Nourse > Steve in Manhattan
07/04/2016 at 15:58

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Gotta deflate the tires by a couple psi as well..


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Thomas Nourse
07/04/2016 at 16:04

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Half a cord of wood in the bed won’t hurt either.


Kinja'd!!! heliochrome85 > Thomas Nourse
07/04/2016 at 16:25

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Welcome to the club man! Ive had mine for 3 years now, and still love her like the day I brought her home.


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Nourse > heliochrome85
07/04/2016 at 16:37

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My 328 is the best vehicle I’ve ever owned.. It’s fun when I want it to be and civilized when I don’t. And if I’m nice to it, I can get numbers like this:

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Not too many gas-only cars can get to 60 in 5 (ok... 5.4) seconds and pull 40mpg on the highway.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Thomas Nourse
07/04/2016 at 16:45

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Yeah for taking German luxury cars up roads they don’t belong on!


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Thomas Nourse
07/04/2016 at 19:30

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Wut. Ours gets around 22-25 IIRC. And we leave it in Eco Pro most of the time.


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Nourse > pjhusa
07/04/2016 at 19:55

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Mine is just a base 328 with no xdrive or M Sport bells and whitles.. I do have an afe scorcher piggyback chip that increases mileage by about 10% if I stay off of the boost (it also gave me some noticeable power gains - particularly in Sport+). I get about 37 cruising at 80 - I was more economical on that trip because I wanted to get 600 miles out of the tank, but I still kept it at the speed limit or slightly higher. Even cruising at 90 (in Texas of course), I still get 32.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Thomas Nourse
07/04/2016 at 22:13

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Wow. Ours is also a base 328i xDrive, haha. Well, here in New York, the crazy stop-and-go city traffic probably contributes to the bad mpg.


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Nourse > pjhusa
07/05/2016 at 01:07

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Ahh.. My day to day is around 28 so that makes more sense. I only get the big numbers cruising on the highway. That 600 mile tank was all in one shot from Northwest Louisiana to Nashville. I almost ran out of gas before the car did